"Mom, can I watch a show?...Just say yes or yep." -Lola
The girls hate getting interrupted, but they love potty jokes. "Why did the toot cross the bum?...because it pooped its pants." -Lola and Ava (they've both come up with different variations.)
If Lola and Ava see a commercial they immediately want whatever is being advertised. We went to Kmart the other day and the girls were freaking out when they saw a real Pillow Pet. They starting quoting the commercial and demonstrating how they work. "Oh, they have pillow pets! It turns into a full size pillow!"
Lola wasn't sure if she liked the giant pretzel we got her while at Lagoon. She said, "What does this taste like?" Then a second later she said, "This...is....gross".
The other day, Lola shoved 3 or 4 fruity pebbles up her nose and then came in to tell me when her nose started bleeding. Then, Ava spilled an entire pitcher of OJ on the floor and all over herself. It was a great day.
"Perhaps" -Lola
Lola called 911! Ryan found a cell phone and the SIM card was missing, so he let the girls have it. Apparently, there was a 'call SOS' button on it. Lola was having a cute pretend conversation, until I came over and realized it wasn't pretend. When I put the phone to my ear I heard "emergency 911, what is your emergency?". I explained and they told me to take the battery out of the phone.
(Lola said this about a picture of a newborn baby.) "She has a gross belly button...it's green with goo." -Lola
"Yogoat fo tho goals." -Ava (Ava was speaking in her baby language when I put yogurt in the shopping cart...translation: "yogurt for the girls")
Me: "Go eat that in the kitchen!"
Lola: "I AM in the kitchen."
Me: "Oops, I mean the table."
"Is Heavenly Father Santa?" -Ava
Me: "Did you toot?"
Ava: "Yes, can you smell the magic?"
Me: "Lola, you need to start going in the big potty."
Lola: "I'll definitely do that tomorrow."
5 comments:
Could you smell the magic? hahahahaha
I just can't get enough of Lola and Ava. These are awesome!
Such a great post. I am still laughing at the things they come up with... smell the magic!!!!!!! Oh my goodness!
Your girls are awesome. And yes, "smell the magic" is totally classic!
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! And I had to text my husband at work with the potty talk. The toot crossing the bum and the magic. I knew he would appreciate it. He even replied back, "i would be best friends with them." haha
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